So Filled with Honesty...
Hampton (Leader): So, girls, what do you think about dating? How do you perceive boys?
Lanasia (grade 5): I see them as associates.
Stirling (L): My mom always told me to go for the guys who aren't as cute-- they're usually the nicer ones. And they tend to stick around for longer because other girls won't wanna steal them either!
Kashirra (g 4): You tellin' me to go for the SLOPPY SECONDS?!
Hampton (L): Now, what are some fun and safe activities you can do with a boyfriend? For example, I'd enjoy playing tennis.
Kashirra (g 4): [mumbles something]
Hampton: Excuse me, bubble bath?!?!
Kashirra: I said double date!!!
Hampton: Okay. How about you, Carina? Just think about what do you like to do when you get home from school.
Carina (g 5): ... watch TV?
Claire (L): Yea! You can watch TV with a boyfriend.
Lanasia (g 5): I'd wanna watch a scary movie with my boyfriend so I can hug up on him!
Hampton: Girls, what do you think of this piece of advice... "Look for friendship, not love."
Lanaja (g 6): I want LOVE.
Kashirra: Ya know... Sometimes when you hang with girls all the time you just get sick of them, and you just wanna hang with some DUDES.
Claire: Yea, that makes sense. Guys tend to be simpler sometimes and care less about what they wear or about their hairstyles.
Kashirra: [stands up emphatically] YEA. Sometimes I just wanna GET DIRTY and dive into some MUD!
Hampton: Here's a sad fact I learned... more people in the world recognize the symbol of the golden arches than the cross. Do you girls what the golden arches are?
Kashirra: DELICIOUSSS!
[sunlight from the windows cause girls to squint]
[Claire gets up to close the blinds]
Kashirra: THANKYA JESUS!
Claire: Um. I'm not Jesus.
Tuesday, April 21
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
HAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHA :D
ReplyDeleteand how come you've been posting here for a while but never told me? but i enjoyed reading all your entries in one sitting :)
hahahaha i love the last two! McDonalds = delicious fosho.
ReplyDeleteoh my goodness, i love them.
ReplyDelete"associates" hahaha!