communication

Over the phone...

Daniel: I'm having lunch with my family. Oh, and my mom says hi.
Me: Yo, Wha-ssuuuup!!... I mean--just tell her I say hi! HI!
Daniel: Mom, Cecilia says "Yo, whasssuuuup"... [pause]... it means how are you doing... [silence]... um, Cecilia, my mom wants to talk to you.



At YW's Bday Bash...

[Deb Kidd, on a gluten-free diet, reads the ingredients of Twizzlers]

Deb: There's WHEAT in TWIZZLERS?!?! That's ridiculous!
Me: Oh really?? Woww.... what the....
Deb: Seriously, this is torturous! Ridunculous!
Me [turning to Stephanie]: Ohhh... WHEAT. I thought she said there's WEED in Twizzlers...
Steph: Hm... that would be cause for an outcry.